She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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