Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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