I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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