If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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