Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just invented taco cereal.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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