i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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