How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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