DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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