You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The air taste purple.
Randomize
