Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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