Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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