No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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