i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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