I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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