Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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