Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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