He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
When are your genitals available?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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