school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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