:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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