Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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