But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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