Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
