Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
