I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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