the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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