I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and she was petting her beer can
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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