"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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