She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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