pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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