Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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