How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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