Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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