what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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