he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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