I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i think we sleep fucked last night...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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