The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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