The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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