So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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