It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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