i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
only you would photoshop your dick
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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