I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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