don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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