dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
