We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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