Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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