Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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