Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
