I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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