Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
