what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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